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This green apron brings a playful, rustic cheer to holiday kitchens. Printed once across the chest with a hand-drawn line of barnyard friends and the cheeky phrase “Merry Christmas Ya Fatty Animal,” it wears like a wink from the farmhouse table — warm, a little irreverent, and full of personality. The fabric feels sturdy and smooth; the black twill straps detach at four buttonholes so you can adjust or remove them quickly. It resists spills and dries fast, so it stays ready through cookie batches, holiday roasts, and quick cleanups. For anyone who loves cooking with humor and wants an apron that stands up to frequent use, this keeps the mess contained while adding a smile to the room.
Product features
- 100% polyester — strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying fabric
- One-sided print with hand-drawn holiday barnyard illustration
- Black detachable twill straps with 4 buttonholes for easy attachment
- Overlocked seams for durable, long-lasting construction
- Pre-constructed item; size may vary by +/- 1 inch
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Christmas Farm Animal Apron — "Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals" Holiday Kitchen Apron
$37.57
Product features
- 100% polyester — strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying fabric
- One-sided print with hand-drawn holiday barnyard illustration
- Black detachable twill straps with 4 buttonholes for easy attachment
- Overlocked seams for durable, long-lasting construction
- Pre-constructed item; size may vary by +/- 1 inch
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean